General Chat

OH DEAR, I FORGOT MY MANNERS. PLEASED TO MEET YOU SPECKY, YOU ARE SAT THERE SO QUIET, I MISSED YOU. YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE NOISES OF SOME SORT, I CANNOT SEE, YOU SEE. PIPS XX

HI ALL, PIPS - I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A PIG ASKING FOR ALL THAT BUT I REALLY HAVE A SMALL APPETITE NORMALLY. MUM SAYS I HAVE A PIGEON STOMACH LIKE MY DAD. OLIVE OYLE IS FATTER THAN ME. ONLY THING IS WHEN I GET HOME TO SCOTLAND WHICH ISN'T OFTEN ENOUGH I CAN'T STOP EATING. I SLEEP BETTER, EAT MORE, DRINK TEA TILL IT IS COMING OUT MY EARS. THE AIR IS A LOT CLEANER WHERE MY FAMILY LIVE AND I REALLY NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE. LESS POLLUTION. AILEEN XXX

AILEEN, HAVE YOU GOT THE PIGEON CHEST TO GO WITH THE PIGEON STOMACH ? LOL PIPS XX

I USED TO BE LIKE THAT WHEN I WENT HOME TO SUNDERLAND AILEEN, THINK IT WAS FEELING OF BELONGING PHILLUPE JUST PMSL, LOL JUST GO AND CHANGE SPECKY MAKING NOISES IVE JUST SMACKED HIS BUM

PMSL HERE IS THE FORK N KNIFE PIPS LOL

cup of tea for me thanks

HERE YOU ARE KEITH MILK AND SUGAR IS 10.00 EXTRA

AS LONG AS ITS WARM THAT WILL DO FOR ME

WARM AND WET

WELL PUSS I'VE TOASTED 2 LOAVES OF BREAD FOR YOU, I'VE PUT THEM ON THE SIDE, OVER THERE. NOWHERE NEAR THE SINK, AS I HAVE A HABIT OF KNOCKING THE SLICES IN THE WASHING UP, JUST FORGET THEY'RE THERE. FORGOT HOFF WAS THERE, HE WAS SO QUIET. I WILL GIVE YOU BACK THE TOASTING FORK, JUST IN CASE YOU WANT TO FORK HOFF. I'VE GOT TO GO NOW GIRLS, SPECKY AND HOFF, MY TREE AWAITS AND I HAVE FOUND A CONNECTION, WHO WANTS ME TO CONTACT THEM. SAME AGAIN TOMORROW MORNING ? COULD I HAVE A CLEMINTINE AND A PEAR, TOMORROW PLEASE, I'M NOT KEEN ON BANANAS, THEY GIVE ME WIND. PIPS XX BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

OH YOUR FUNNY HOFF PIPS SAID DO YOU WANT A FORK PMSL

JUST TEA LOL

OH PUSS, TELL HOFF, NO THANKS , AFTER THAT BANANA, A CORK WOULD BE BETTER A MASK EVEN BETTER STILL!!! C,, O,, R,,..K.., , JUST IN CASE HE'S A TRIFLE DEAF. PUSS, THAT SPECKY SEEMS A NICE CHAP, BIT QUIET THOUGH, YOU WANNA WATCH HIM. PIPS XX PMSL.