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Big Mary Mary had a little lamb, a little toast, a little jam, a little pizza and some cake, some French fries and a chocolate shake, a little burger on a bun. And that's why Mary weighs a ton.

Farmer's Wife Behind Bars Everyone living in Nursery Rhyme County, just heard of the terrible news. The Farmers Wife was arrested this morning, they say murder is what she's accused. At Humpty Dumpty Hospital the press had arrived, with cameras at every position, A crowd has gathered awaiting to hear of the Three Blind Mice's medical condition. Many hours had passed, when a doctor came out explaining there's no need to worry, His surgical success was due to the fact the police found those tails in a hurry. A lawyer then followed to address the crowd of onlookers who stood there in shock, That he represents our three victims from the law firm of Hickory, Dickory, & Dock. Flashbulbs popped and flickered, as he announced there's a witness to this crime, His statement will keep the farmers wife behind bars for a very long time. He wrote how they fought a courageous battle once her crazy attack had begun, What amazed him most was their quickness, his last sentence... 'You should see how they run!'

OMG here i go again incy wincy spider o forget it . hehe x

Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was white and whispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now its black and crispy

see what simple fun can do lol lol pmsi,rofl, x

Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his front teeth are missing

pmsl Em!!!!

ah brill em xxxxxxx

Mary's Garden Party Little Jack Horner, sat in the corner eating his Christmas pie, He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum, And said 'What a good boy am I!' Red Riding Hood said 'I think you're ill bred, To handle that plum in such fashion. Your ignorance shows when you dip in your toes, And wiggle them round with such passion!' 'I do so agree,' said Bo Peep haughtily, 'My sheep all have far better manners. They eat daintily just by copying me, And on Sundays they use silver platters.' 'I cannot recall where I heard so much bull' Said Wee Willie Winkie, 'It's true!' 'Your sheep all smell rotten, and don't wipe their bottoms, And I'm not too sure about you!' 'You're too rude to pardon, get out of my garden!' The contrary Mary then shouts, 'Your nightgown 's so thin, little hides there within, And there's not much worth seeing without!' And then sexily, someone says 'You know me, I'm the one who my baby did rock, In the top of a tree, and they all laughed at me , But now they're all in for a shock! Had no money back then. Just come out of the pen, And couldn't afford to rent house. So to set myself free, formed my own charity, And I now own this lovely penthouse! So I'll take you to town, and we'll buy a nightgown, Then we will go back to my place.....' Humpty Dumpty then said, 'You two make me see red ! This whole thing is a ruddy disgrace!' 2. 'Oh how righteous of you!' countered Little Boy Blue, As his eyes fell on Wee Willie's candle, 'We know what you paid when you first got new laid, And you'll find it no yolk to be scrambled!' Then The Grand Duke of York, poked his pie with his fork, And said to the pie-man, 'Smells good!' And the pie-man replied, 'There's a blackbird inside, And some mushrooms I found in the wood.' 'It tastes so good too, let me compliment you.' The Grand Duke of York so confided. As he nodded his head, the pie-man then said, 'That's what Tom said to me 'fore he dieded!'

threeeeeeeeeee blinddddddddddd miceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

There was a little girl, Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead... And when she was good, She was very very good, But when she was bad She got a fur coat, jewels, a Waterfront condo and a sports car.

second time lucky lol Hickory dickory dock The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one The mouse ran down Hickory dickory dock

Hey Diddle, Diddle, The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun Then died of electric shock.

Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow; And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. It followed her to school one day, which was against the rule; It made the children laugh and play, to see a lamb at school. And so the teacher turned it out, but still it lingered near, And waited patiently about till Mary did appear. 'Why does the lamb love Mary so?' the eager children cry; 'Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know' the teacher did reply.

is you getting at me cos my name is jill?? thats no nice!!! pmsl

Jack & Jill went up the hill to get a pail of water Jill forgot to take her pill, and now they got a daughter.

nice one jilly xx

Jack and Jill went up the hill For just an itty bitty. Jill’s now two months overdue, And Jack has left the city

dinny ken!!! lolol i wiz wanting to do the ladybird ladybird fly away home one....but i didny want you to think I wiz meaning for you to go and I canny mind it all anyway pmsl

mary mary quite contrary how does your garden grow, with silver bells and cockle shells and pretty maids all in a row!