General Chat

*** Tomorrows tips will be popcorn making and tin hat polishing ***

Dear Mrs Perfect I was shocked when I received your letter. I am a great beliver in the 'Open the window and throw them out ' method I found it a great success with regards clothes being left on the floor. As for the dirty bath . Here is a great little tip ( available also in my Hayley Handy Tips booklet ..price £14.99 from any good stocklist) Mixed 3 teaspoon full of vim and a quarter of pint of vinegar and mixed in to a paste take one bath clothe and use a finger tip of the paste and begin to rub round the tide mark in the bath ( you may use more if paste runs out ) . when you have scrubb till your fingers bleed rinse the bath with hot and then cold water and dry and shine with lazy sons best shirt. Killing both birds with one stone. Good luck Mrs Handy x

dear charlie try telling your family when the floors full please try putting their clothes in the washing basket

Dear Mrs Handy, I have a problem with my bathroom, clothes aged 15 keep accumilating behind the door and once on Sunday the bath itself becomes very black, I think my 11 year old might have something to do with this! Please can you give me hints on how to clean these problem areas Your with affection Mrs Perfect!!!! (lol)

Mrs Scott I can send you my employers list for £3.50 . Thank you Mrs handy x Dear Mrs White I have a video with dusters with the dance of the dusters part one and two and seems its you I shall send the lastest one .. Tie your dusters to your feet polish the floor and do the chia chia as well as loose weight. Bargin price £35.50. Mrs Handy x ps ~~~~~~~~~~ waves to Jeanie hiya mwahhhhhhhhhhhh

soft as if you refuse to wash another pot or plate and stick to it hubby would either have to have his tea on a dirty plate or wash up himself either way he will then buy you the dishwasher you want it worked for me

best tip dont waste your time on housework get somebody in to do it for you then you can spend more time on here

Dear Mrs Soft How about removing his right to any favors ! * nudge nudge wink wink * Or if all else fails consider divorce as an opption ! In my thoughts Mrs Handy x

I wish to apologise for the use of any bad language that may come out but......I have had to call him (1) a lazy toad, (2) a cheap skate as he will not buy me a dishwasher, (3) threatened to remove all other domestic services from the premises, (4) I have even gone to the extraordinary expense of purchasing a pair of daffodil coloured Marigolds, (5) Asked 'nicely' (6) Paid (60p, to have a notice placed in the local paper shop window informing all and sundry that he was a lazy ..............(7) Bought 7 tubes of Avon sensitive hand cream, odourless variety as it could clash with his after shave, (8) I have even given him a step by step, or should it be dish by dish, demonstration, but all to no avail. I am at the end of my teather and would appreciate your advise. Kathlyn

Mrs Soft It would help if you could tell what methods have all ready failed. Thank you Mrs Handy x

Instructions required on 'How to teach a male, usually husband but can be son if you are lucky, to wash up'. We are very quickly running out of crockery and will have to resort to baked bean cans and the dogs dish by the weekend. Kathlyn

Thankyou BC. It sounds more fun than a Gadget. I await the phone no...Like post haste. Lol Oh!! A spot of luck...A neighbour has just rang me to go for a cuppa!! :-)) Thankyou Mrs Handy but I think I prefer BC's option. lol xxx

Dear Mrs fields Thank you for bringing up vinegar . Please see Handys vinegar for all needs..retails at just £4.99 for a lt bottle. Now if you half of the bottle to 1 bucket of water and rub as hards as your nibble fingers allows you find that it removes the polish very well therefore 'STOPPING' any dust being attracted to ones surfaces. Mrs Handy x

I am amazed you haven't mentioned vinegar once...Sadly I must away but please leave as many tips on her as possible. And also is it a fact that dust does not rise any higher after three years? Thank you. You are a Treasure....XX BC

Dear Mrs Fields Yes you could do or I have sent you a fact file ' How to get the best from your Hoover '. I think you will find this very interesting . YOurs Mrs Handy x

home made cheque is in the post lol.

Dear Mrs Cat I would advise that you too apply for the pole and cloth errmmmm I mean the bathroom cleaning kit as well again £20.00 order now whilst stocks last. Thank you Mrs Handy x

Mrs Handy. do you think it's a good idea to buy a carpet to match the colour of your dog? *sits back smiling at how sensible the question is....

mrs handy how do i clean my bathroom whilst sat at the computer

Posh, you get a lovely man called Bunny to do the windows and you watch his rippling muscles as he works...(will pass on his phone number if you like) lol BC