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OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 6 Dec 2013 07:24

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

ZZzzz

ZZzzz Report 5 Dec 2013 23:52

On a London many years ago.
We run for people who wait, not wait for people who run.

Researching:
Frame mainly from. Reading Berkshire. Vos from Netherlands. Nelson and Sowerby from Newcastle. Pickles from Saddleworth and Australia. Bainbridge from Durham. Willmot, Wilmot. Wilmott from Berkshire.

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 5 Dec 2013 23:48

Good ones :-D

Sign in launderette.......'Leave all your clothes here and you can go out on the town'......... :-D

Researching:
In my own little world where everybody knows me... ..... best thing about happy memories is making them....

Susan10146857

Susan10146857 Report 5 Dec 2013 22:21

:-D

Sylvia

Sylvia Report 5 Dec 2013 21:23

Brilliant thanks for making me smile :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 5 Dec 2013 20:57

......... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

ADVERTISEMENT IN A Shop:

Guitar, for sale........ Cheap........
.......no strings attached.

Ad. In Hospital Waiting Room:

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight....
One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board:

Success Is Relative.
The more The Success,
The more The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking....
I Gave Up Reading

My Grandfather Is Eighty
And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

Sign In A Bar:

'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School:

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....

Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.

The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions.

Getting Caught
Is The Mother Of Invention.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You Sleep Alone

The Surest Sign
That Intelligent Life Exists
Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Sign At A Barber Shop :

We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

Sign In A Restaurant:

All Drinking Water In This Establishment
Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.