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Would you marry again.

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 20 Nov 2013 23:25

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

littlelegs

littlelegs Report 20 Nov 2013 22:00

very funny :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Frederick

Frederick Report 20 Nov 2013 21:54

Would you marry again?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at
him and asks the question......

WIFE; "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do...."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to you."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own?"

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed,"

WIFE: ~~~
Silence~~~

HUSBAND:
"s**t."

F.