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Ain't that the truth.

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Frederick

Frederick Report 19 Nov 2013 23:05


A lady went to her Doctor for a yearly check up.
The nurse starts with the certain basic items,
"How much do you weigh ?" she asks
"Oh around 115 lbs.!"
The nurse put her on the scales
and it turns out to be 150 lbs.!

The nurse ask "Your height ?"
"about 5' 8" she replies.
The nurse measures her, and she's 5' 5".

She then takes her blood pressure and it's very high.
"Of course It's high she screams, when I came in here
I was tall and thin, now I'm short and fat."

:-D :-D :-D

F.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 19 Nov 2013 23:17

:-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 19 Nov 2013 23:39

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 20 Nov 2013 05:25

I know how she feels


:-(

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 20 Nov 2013 07:13

:-D :-D :-D :-D