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War of the Roses

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Bob

Bob Report 11 Nov 2013 18:02

Hi please ,---no mocking the afflicted

Porkie_Pie

Porkie_Pie Report 5 Nov 2013 16:29

Three men, a Yorkshireman a Lancashire man and a Asian man all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Yorkshireman wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with an Asian baby, the Asian man looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Yorkshireman "but one of them in there's from Lancashire, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"


Roy