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Sister Betty's Gasoline

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 3 Nov 2013 00:02






This should bring a smile to your face

SISTER BETTY'S GASOLINE



SISTER BETTY'S GASOLINE
Sister Betty, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Betty was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.
She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Betty carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street.. One of them turned to the other and said,

'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'!!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 3 Nov 2013 00:59

:-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad)

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 3 Nov 2013 01:20

lol

I wonder if it back-fired

:-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 3 Nov 2013 07:46

:-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 3 Nov 2013 08:32

Peeing myself laughing :-D :-D

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Nov 2013 09:14

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 3 Nov 2013 09:55

I've heard of BP petrol but that takes the biscuit :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Keep the Faith

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 3 Nov 2013 10:36

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

kandj

kandj Report 3 Nov 2013 12:20

Funny!

Renes

Renes Report 3 Nov 2013 12:23

:-D :-D :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 3 Nov 2013 12:56

:-D :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 3 Nov 2013 13:06

:>)) :>))

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Merlin

Merlin Report 3 Nov 2013 13:10

Brilliant, more like that please.:o))>

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 4 Nov 2013 14:07

Now to suggest that its safe to us a bedpan for a petrol can is just downright silly..........if it one of those pressed cardboard things...............it would leak!! in more ways than one............
but mean while........................




Golfing Trip



A woman is in bed with her lover - her husband's best friend.

During XXX( having fun! the phone rings.

Because it's the woman's house, she reaches over and picks up the receiver.

The guy listens in only hearing her side of the conversation.

She is speaking in a cheery voice. "Hello? Oh, Hi! So glad you called. Really?... That's wonderful! I'm so happy for you. Sounds terrific. Great! Thanks! Okay. Bye-bye."



She hangs up the phone and the guy asks, "Who was that?

"My husband, telling me what a wonderful time he's having on the golfing trip with you."

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 4 Nov 2013 14:08

nice one Bob - see your other thread got whooshed :-(

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 4 Nov 2013 19:16

yeah!

got a email advising me to read the t&c's,


seems that at times ANYTHING one writes can be misconstrued as intimidating,or abusive, if it in the slightest case causes some one to react to it............

I suppose that to a finniky type of person a description of frying fish n chips in lard could be upsetting to them........and cause them to object?.

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960