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Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	28 Oct 2013 20:34
	A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice, insurance, paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skilful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a motor mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result,but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?" "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I've never seen done in my entire career".
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,736 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	28 Oct 2013 20:48
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Member Since: January 2003 Posts: 49,504 Send Message	Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it	Report	28 Oct 2013 20:49
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	Researching: Surname Fahse. Germany. Essex .South East London My avatar is one of our wedding photos of 1957
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	28 Oct 2013 21:06
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	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	28 Oct 2013 21:15
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	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: October 2012 Posts: 11,197 Send Message	GinN	Report	28 Oct 2013 21:19
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	Researching: Anything and everything that takes my fancy.
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	28 Oct 2013 22:16
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Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 3,379 Send Message	George_of_Westbury	Report	28 Oct 2013 22:33
	Great :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D George
	Researching: My avatar is that of my Dad and shipmates, taken onboard HMS Blanche in 1938, place unknown From left to right, my Dad,Sidney Mellor and Sidney Bateman.
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 6,330 Send Message	JustJohn	Report	28 Oct 2013 22:33
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	Researching: Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 3,885 Send Message	PollyinBrum	Report	28 Oct 2013 22:34
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Member Since: August 2012 Posts: 7,081 Send Message	OneFootInTheGrave	Report	29 Oct 2013 07:09
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	Researching: I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 1,565 Send Message	Jeniwren	Report	29 Oct 2013 11:45
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	Researching: Owen/Owens Wilcox, Needham. Derbyshire, Lancs, Cheshre
Member Since: August 2009 Posts: 45,938 Send Message	BarbinSGlos	Report	29 Oct 2013 14:59
	That made me LOL :-D :-D :-D
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Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	29 Oct 2013 18:13
	Hot off the press.......... A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys." The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a p----s the size of a chimney." The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black."
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: October 2012 Posts: 11,197 Send Message	GinN	Report	29 Oct 2013 19:37
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	Researching: Anything and everything that takes my fancy.

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