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Sunday Smile 2.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 20 Oct 2013 11:51

Little Johnny comes home from school and says, ‘Dad. Today we found out what God’s name is. He’s called Harold.’ ‘Harold?’ replies his father. ‘What gave you that idea?’ ‘It said so in the poem,’ replies Johnny. ‘Our Lord who art in heaven. Harold be they name.’

Are you allowed to kiss a nun? Yes. But don’t get into the habit.

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat him up.

Sign on a church bulletin board: ‘You aren’t too bad to come in. You aren’t good enough to stay out.’

What do you call 100 nuns in a shop? Virgin Megastore.

Who tracks down lost vicars? The Bureau of Missing Parsons.

I recently took up meditation. It beats sitting around doing nothing.

Sally

Sally Report 20 Oct 2013 15:23

:-D :-D :-D :-D

sally w <3

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 20 Oct 2013 17:43

:-D :-D :-D