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SUNBURN

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Frederick

Frederick Report 15 Oct 2013 22:37


A Doctor is making his rounds in the hospital when he comes upon a guy with
the worst case of sunburn he has ever seen. The poor guy is burnt raw from
head to toe and is in agony, he says to the Doctor, "Is there anything you can
give me to ease this terrible pain?"
So the Doctor says, "Yes, I'll prescribe you some Viagra"
"Viagra?", says the poor guy, " How will that help my sunburn".
"It won't help your sunburn much" says the Doctor,
"But at least It'll keep the sheets of it!"


F.

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 16 Oct 2013 00:05

:-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad)

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 16 Oct 2013 00:12

No chance of this staying :-( :-( :-(

But very funny, Frederick :-D :-D

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 16 Oct 2013 00:52

yup........... it will disappear soon.

I posted a similar joke on the "Adult" thread & it was whooooshed.

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 16 Oct 2013 07:09

Frederick :-D :-D :-D don't think it will last long once once the finger that protects our morality spots it.

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 16 Oct 2013 09:10

Lady Forester was apparently visiting some critically wounded WW1 soldiers. One poor soldier had obviously been shot in the Dardanelles. "Oh, you poor man" she sympathised. "Did it break the bone?".

The man thought for a minute, then said "You must feel very lucky to be married to Lord Forester"

Could the usual reporter be Lady Forester? In which case, she would think it was a good medical intervention :-)

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021