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Musn't forget the nuns on the train.

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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 14 Oct 2013 04:59

why do nuns get around in pairs?

one nun makes sure the other nun gets none.

Sharron

Sharron Report 14 Oct 2013 02:30

Marshall Dillon in his office one morning when Chester comes walking in as naked as the day he was born.

Not a little surprised, the good marshall hurries his deputy in to the office and asks him how he came to be in this condition.

"Well Marshall Dillon, I was riding across the prairie this morning when a beautiful woman jumped out from behind a rock. She had no clothes on but she did have a gun.

'Get your clothes off cowboy' she says cocking the gun. So I take my clothes off Marshall Dillon, just like she said.

Then she walked right up to me and she was waving that pistol and she said 'Now go to town cowboy, so here I am Marshall Dillon."

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 14 Oct 2013 01:52

What are you doing writing things like this at this time of day, Bobtanian? It's not the time of night for me to be laughing out loud lol


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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 14 Oct 2013 01:46

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her by having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap.



One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell her husband.

That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and went to the bathroom.

The wife promptly went and got into the Maid's bed. She switched the lights off.
When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but had his way with her.

When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?" And then she switched on the light.

"No ma'am", said the Gardener.

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 13 Oct 2013 17:58

:-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad)

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 13 Oct 2013 15:57

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 13 Oct 2013 15:36

:-D :-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 13 Oct 2013 15:29

Three nuns on a train.

Drunk gets on with his flies undone.

One nun had a heart attack, one had a stroke and the other couldn't reach.