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Aussie Humour................

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Sally

Sally Report 6 Oct 2013 19:09

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

sally w <3

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 6 Oct 2013 17:12

brill

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 6 Oct 2013 16:33

.................

A ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the ringer offered. “Once, on a trip to the backblocks of Broken Hill out in NSW, I came across a gang of bikies who were threatening a young Sheila. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.”

I yelled, “Now back off!! Or I’ll kick the sh*t outa the lot of ya’s!”

St. Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?” he asked.


“Just a couple a minutes ago…..”