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From the Pulpit 3....................

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 6 Oct 2013 11:10

..... ;-) ;-)..............

The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon
when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress
with her boobs almost hanging out.
He couldn't concentrate on his message to the flock, so he dismissed
the service and asked to speak to the woman after everyone else left
the church.
When they were alone, the reverend said in his sternest lecturing
voice. "Just what do you mean, coming to church dressed like that?"
"Why reverend." the young thing replied. All of my boyfriends tell
me that they can hear the angels sing when they put their heads on my
breasts."
"Hmm. Well let me check," said the man of the cloth, placing his head
between her boobs. After several minutes, he raised his head and said.
"I don't hear any angels singing!"

"Of course not reverend." she said. "You're not plugged in yet."

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 6 Oct 2013 11:23

:-D :-D :-D question is will you get away with that one

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 6 Oct 2013 11:26

It's in the lap (or - - - - -) of the gods.......... ;-)

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 6 Oct 2013 11:52

Well someone who thinks they are God :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

Sally

Sally Report 6 Oct 2013 14:08

:-D :-D :-D :-

sally w <3

Researching:
stephen taafe*muriel denley1917 he died 3 weeks later

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 6 Oct 2013 17:04

Thought it was going to be the one about Fanny Green,

a lot of young men had come into confession concerning their exploits with a new to the village lady, named Fanny Green,

As the vicar hadn't yet met her and wondered who she was...........then one day he noticed a voluptuous young lady, skimpily dressed, at the morning service.............. and asking one of his altarboys( who usually knew everything going on in the village, )see the young lady in the front row,Is that Fanny Green? .
The young lad, tooken aback ,didn't know and his reply was, sorry father, I'm not sure, but could it be the reflection off her shoes?

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 6 Oct 2013 17:09

:-D :-D :-D :-D