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From the Pulpit..............

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OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 6 Oct 2013 11:03

:-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 6 Oct 2013 10:54

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The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new
dentures were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday,
he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday he preached
1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded
this way:
"The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The
second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot. The third Sunday,
I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures and I could not stop
talking!"