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Guidance.....................

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ChrisofWessex

ChrisofWessex Report 4 Oct 2013 15:18

loved both of them - lost my little emoticons

Samantha

Samantha Report 4 Oct 2013 11:39

Super jokes :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 4 Oct 2013 08:47

MR_MAGOO & Bobtanian :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

lilybids

lilybids Report 4 Oct 2013 08:22

:-D :-D :-D :-D @both

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 4 Oct 2013 00:58

lmao, both cheered me up :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 4 Oct 2013 00:40


DATING IN THE 60s. Remember those days ?


It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1963, and James had a date with Annabella.


He arrived at her house and rang the bell.


'Oh, come on in!' Annabella's mother said as she welcomed James.


'Have a seat in the sitting room.. Would you like something to drink?


Lemonade? Tea?'

'Tea, please,' James said. Mum brought the tea.


'So, what are you and Annabella planning to do tonight?' she asked interestedly.


'Oh, probably go to the flicks and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the
coffee bar, perhaps have a walk on the beach afterwards.'


'Annabella likes to screw, you know,' Mum informed him.

'Really?' James gasped, surprised to say the least.


'Oh yes,' mother continued, 'When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!'


'Is that so?' asked James, incredulously.

' Oh yes,' she said. 'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'


'Phew! Well, thanks for the tip!' James said as he began thinking about


alternative plans for the evening.


A moment later, Annabella came down the stairs looking pretty as a


picture, wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail.



She greeted James.

'Have fun, kids!' mother said as they left.


Half an hour later, a completely dishevelled Annabella burst into the house


and slammed the front door behind her.




'The Twist, Mum!' she yelled angrily to her mother in the kitchen.





'The bloody dance is called the .............Twist!'

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 3 Oct 2013 23:58

:-D

McAlp

McAlp Report 3 Oct 2013 23:30

Way to go Mr M :-D :-D :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 3 Oct 2013 22:22

MM, sent ya a pm ya norty mister. :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 3 Oct 2013 21:26

don't look to me for guidance - I have trouble reversing - and I've got no emoticons!!!

Sally

Sally Report 3 Oct 2013 21:05

:-D :-D :-D

sally w <3

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 3 Oct 2013 20:27

I'm holding my breath ;-)

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Oct 2013 20:11

Looks to Ann for guidance....... ;-)

Fly

Fly Report 3 Oct 2013 19:36

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Oct 2013 19:24

oooeeer :-D :-D ;-)

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 3 Oct 2013 19:16

don't fancy your chances with this one!!

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Oct 2013 19:06

..............................

Elderly couple in the bedroom.............

Wife....What are you praying for ?

Husband....Guidance.

Wife....Pray for Stiffness........I'll guide it myself.

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D