General Chat

Years ago I was driving along when a car approached from the opposite direction, I gave a big smile and waved frantically at the man driving. As I pulled onto the car park at work the car followed me and pulled up beside me. It was then that I realised it was not my friends husband who drove the same car. (although he did look a little bit like him) The cheeky monkey said he followed me because he thought I was coming on to him., you can only imagine what I said to him. and then he had the nerve to ask if I fancied going for a drink.

I had completely forgotten this until now, but has made me smile remembering. :-D :-D

It wasn't worth it PMSL :-D :-D

You should have said to the dog..........

"Go fetch the sausage!!!"

pmsl !

:>))

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Prickles...wish I would have seen that !! :-D :-D

I was once flashed at by some man while walking through the park, he actually pulled his pants down, I literally burst into laughter, even the dog barked Pmsl.......

As I walked past him he tried to move and fell over because his jeans were by his ankles...... :-D :-D :-D :-D

True Story...Steve the lad out of the newsagents in which I was going to could not get any sense out of me for ages I just could not stop laughing!!!

:-D :-D :-D :-D

I was in an absolute fit of uncontrolable laughter last week when i pulled up at the traffic lights.

There was a couple (Who i assumed were probably husband and wife) jogging along towards me on the opposite side of the pavement.

The wife was in front and as she jogged along, a branch was sticking out in front of her.
She bent the branch back as she jogged by and then let go.

Obviously not realising that hubby was so close behind, the branch bounced back and smacked him right between the eyes!!!

Oh..........you should have seen the look of total disbelief on his widdle face..........and the wife jogged on!!

I am laughing now just thinking about it.

:>))

He might have been doing yoga in his cab and split his kecks :-)

Lol @ John you would make a good prosecution lawyer :-D

What colour were his original trousers?
Which side of lorry did he get out of?
Where did he stand to remove trousers. Any pants, shoes or socks? Any distinguishing features? Anything stand out?
What colour and make were new trousers? Belt or braces? Buttons or zip?

Just shows how important it is to be a good witness, Paula :-) ;-) You never know how many questions you will get :-0

The mind boggles Barbie...... ;-)

He may have had to do an emergency stop

If you get me :-D :-D :-D yuk

Darn I missed out Lmao :-D ;-)

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge Paula :-D :-D

I was concentrating on the road of course ;-)

OOOh engrossed were you, That good eh ?? ;-)

Barbie I was so engrossed I never gave it thought.

Hi Paula :-D

Didn't you have your camera / phone on you. One for UTube eh ;-)

That man has style!

I'm not sure that I WANT to know :-D

I did not notice!!!! :-S

Was he going commando???