Little Johnny on Sunday..................

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Member Since: August 2012 Posts: 7,081 Send Message	OneFootInTheGrave	Report	29 Sep 2013 13:10
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	Researching: I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,736 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	29 Sep 2013 11:21
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,736 Send Message	................................ Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt ill. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you." So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. "Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?" "I didn't have to go that far, mom. Just as I got to the front door , I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK."