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DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS.

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OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 20 Sep 2013 07:55

:-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 19 Sep 2013 19:03

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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and
Family values.

Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'

Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'

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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my
Intelligence come from?'

The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother,
Cause I still have mine.'

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' Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court
Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife £775 a week,'

'That's very fair, your honour,' the husband said. 'And every now and
Then I'll try to send her a few pounds myself.'

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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll
Take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?'

The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'

'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.

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