THE GUNFIGHTER.

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Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,736 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	5 Sep 2013 23:28
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,736 Send Message	A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him of his great ambition to be a great shot... ‘Could you give me some tips?' he asked. The old man said, 'Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high - tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.' 'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' 'Sure will ' The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his .44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player. 'That's terrific!' said the cowboy. 'Got any more tips?' 'Yep,' said the old man. 'Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it - that’ll give you a smoother draw' 'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young man. 'You bet it will,' said the old-timer. The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player. 'Wow!' exclaimed the cowboy 'I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any more tips?' The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. 'See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.' The young man smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun. 'No,' said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all..' 'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young man.. 'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your *ss, and it won't hurt as much.'
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	5 Sep 2013 23:36
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	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,705 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	5 Sep 2013 23:56
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	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad)
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	6 Sep 2013 03:42
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Member Since: August 2012 Posts: 7,081 Send Message	OneFootInTheGrave	Report	6 Sep 2013 06:55
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	Researching: I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 3,038 Send Message	Annina	Report	6 Sep 2013 10:53
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 3,038 Send Message	Wonder how long this one will stay. Brilliant Magoo. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: January 2010 Posts: 6,802 Send Message	supercrutch	Report	6 Sep 2013 13:27
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	Researching: Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 1,047 Send Message	Sally	Report	6 Sep 2013 13:34
	:-D :-D :-D sally w <3
	Researching: stephen taafe*muriel denley1917 he died 3 weeks later
Member Since: July 2003 Posts: 13,170 Send Message	Mauatthecoast	Report	6 Sep 2013 15:13
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	Researching: In my own little world where everybody knows me... ..... best thing about happy memories is making them....
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 732 Send Message	ShelleyRose	Report	6 Sep 2013 16:38
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 732 Send Message	Oh MR M, I so needed this, been feeling really low today, sooo funny keep them coming. LOL. :-D
Member Since: December 2009 Posts: 13,491 Send Message	Maddie	Report	6 Sep 2013 18:51
	brilliant really made me laugh just keep finding them :-) :-) :-)

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