General Chat

A friend of a friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel.
It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed.
Obviously , it has been transliterated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English.

Getting there:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along
the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you
are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will
await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The hotel.
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always
pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to
put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose
themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in
the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

F.

:-D

Love it, has made me giggle.

:-D :-D