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Barry :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D I will pass this on to my son if I may. He is a lawyer and has just had his back lawn laid with Astro turf. Good lawyer rubbish gardener.

Aw! and here I was thinking what a nice wee story it was going to be
:-D :-D :-D ....Love it ....I'm going to copy too

rofl

I'll copy that, I know a few lawyers :-D

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his stretch limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said,

"But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a **foot high!"

C'mon...did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story?

**Edit. For the non-metric folks among us: a foot = 12 inches = 30 centimeters approx.