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Edna and Ralph.

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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 14 Aug 2013 06:50

That's terrible

But I'm laughing :-D

I'm terrible too

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 14 Aug 2013 06:44

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

MotownGal

MotownGal Report 13 Aug 2013 20:16

Mr Magoo!!!!!!!!
Shame on you.





tis funny though.

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:

Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend

Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend Report 13 Aug 2013 19:28

Oh MR_MAGOO you are awful ;-) :-D :-D

Researching:
The Family

GinN

GinN Report 13 Aug 2013 19:20

Eeeh! :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Anything and everything that takes my fancy.

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 13 Aug 2013 19:16

Oh Mr M !

That's terrible :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:

Renes

Renes Report 13 Aug 2013 19:13



:-D :-D :-D :-D

lilybids

lilybids Report 13 Aug 2013 19:12

:-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 13 Aug 2013 19:08

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.



He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.


Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of

Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.




When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged,since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.




'The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'




Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry... How soon can I go home?'