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Some Tommy Cooper Cooperisms.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 11 Aug 2013 13:15

I went to a really energetic "Seafood Disco" last week .... and pulled a mussel.

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.


I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?'
So he gave me a kite.


D'you know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen, it said "Parking Fine."
So that was nice.

And I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two
school bags, he's bisatchel.


A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load
of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".

Sally

Sally Report 11 Aug 2013 15:39

loved the peanut one
:-D :-D

sally w <3

Researching:
stephen taafe*muriel denley1917 he died 3 weeks later

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 11 Aug 2013 16:14

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

ShelleyRose

ShelleyRose Report 11 Aug 2013 21:00

Keep them coming Mr. Magoo, in need of a good laugh, :-D :-D :-D :-D