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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 2 Aug 2013 08:48

Years ago, somebody in my office (I won't say who ;-) ) left a message for the superviser....

Please call Mr Dick Sellers

He called......... and asked for him......... then realised what the person who had answered the 'phone said.......... he called a sex shop

:-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 1 Aug 2013 07:41

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 1 Aug 2013 05:43

lol Isn't it strange what little old ladies' minds are like lol

We had a chap in charge of our local theatre for many years, he's passed on now

His name was Richard Condon, affectionately known as Dick, it says on Wiki wotsit He was Irish, not Greek!

Lizx

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 1 Aug 2013 04:19

Con Dom? Do you mean that Greek fella?

:-D

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 1 Aug 2013 03:36

:-0 Persie ;-)

Persephone

Persephone Report 1 Aug 2013 01:33

As it is about condoms, I would have thought that that would be a very safe subject.

:-)

Lollywif what sort of titter will you be expecting? :-S

Persie

Researching:
The latest tree member our Grandson, Stellan born 09/12/14

Renes

Renes Report 31 Jul 2013 23:35



:-D :-D :-D

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 31 Jul 2013 23:32

The only time I use rubber gloves is when colouring my hair, which I just finished half an hour ago...........so I expect a titter in about 6 wks :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 31 Jul 2013 23:09

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

Huia

Huia Report 31 Jul 2013 23:07

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Avatar: Red poppy holding a yellow poppy.

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 31 Jul 2013 20:01

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

safe? dunno - there's a very sensitive little soul on these boards :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 31 Jul 2013 19:57

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'