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WHAT CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY.......

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 30 Jul 2013 19:07

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Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Mersey

Mersey Report 30 Jul 2013 19:11

:-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 30 Jul 2013 19:36

:-D :-D :-D :-D

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 30 Jul 2013 19:38

Man who walks round with hand in pocket he feel cocky all day.

One of my late FIL's :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 30 Jul 2013 19:58

Hmmmm.............strange the things that stick in your memory LaG...... ;-) ;-)

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 30 Jul 2013 20:16

Pocket Billiards............
an alternative to Allans Budgie Tennis?

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 30 Jul 2013 20:16

Oh I have a lot stranger things than that stored away ;-) :-D :-D :-D

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 30 Jul 2013 20:44

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D.

Sally

Sally Report 30 Jul 2013 21:31

:-D :-D :-D

sally w <3