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The phone call!!!

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ShelleyRose

ShelleyRose Report 29 Jul 2013 13:26

Brilliant Ann, :-D :-D :-D :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 29 Jul 2013 13:14

Never knew you had a Swimming Pool Ann, :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 29 Jul 2013 10:14

:-D :-D :-D

Leslie

Leslie Report 29 Jul 2013 08:41

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Very good...always good to start the day with a laugh....I see by another comment on here we all now know what Errol gets up to....NAUGHTY BOY....DOWN BOY,,,DOWN... LES.

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 29 Jul 2013 08:14

:-| :-D :-D :-D

Jeniwren

Jeniwren Report 29 Jul 2013 07:07

:-D :-D :-D Thanks Ann, just what I needed to get my day off to a happy start. Love it. xx

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 29 Jul 2013 06:20

:-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 28 Jul 2013 23:24

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 Jul 2013 23:23

not any more it isn't :-D

Andrew

Andrew Report 28 Jul 2013 23:19

Duplicate post!

Andy ;-)

Trish Devon

Trish Devon Report 28 Jul 2013 22:56

:-D :-D :-D
I like that one.

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 28 Jul 2013 22:53

:-D :-D :-D :-D
Nearly wet myself.... :-)

GinN

GinN Report 28 Jul 2013 22:17

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Nolls from Harrogate

Nolls from Harrogate Report 28 Jul 2013 22:15

:-D :-D :-D

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 28 Jul 2013 22:14

Hang on...














...where did you get my number from?

Mersey

Mersey Report 28 Jul 2013 22:13

:-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 Jul 2013 22:12

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

**'Hello?'**
**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**

**'No, Daddy.**

**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**

**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**

**Right now.'**


Brief Pause.

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**

**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**


**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later**

**The little girl comes back to the phone.**


**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' **

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**

**And now she isn't moving at all!'**

**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**


**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'


*****Long Pause*****


*****Longer Pause*****


*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**'Swimming pool? ..........**


**Is this 486-5731?'*

**No, I think you have the wrong number.......*