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Confucius Says on Sunday.

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 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 28 Jul 2013 17:56

Mr M..

You come out with some right corkers.
Love them.. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 28 Jul 2013 16:30

:-D :-D :-D :-D

BarneyKent

BarneyKent Report 28 Jul 2013 15:56


Confucius he say:

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 28 Jul 2013 15:52

:-D :-D :-D. He knew a thing or too did old Confucius ;-)

Sally

Sally Report 28 Jul 2013 13:55

:-D :-D :-D

sally w <3

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 28 Jul 2013 12:22

:-D :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 28 Jul 2013 11:40

must copy that while it exists.........

:-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 Jul 2013 11:24

brill - but I have a feeling that maybe there's an itchy finger waiting in the wings!!! :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 28 Jul 2013 10:59

:-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 28 Jul 2013 10:57

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-

Confucius Say: It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Confucius Say: Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.

Confucius Say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn't know if he's coming or going.

Confucius Say: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius Say: Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.

Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want

Confucius Say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.