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Short, Sweet & True!!!

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 Jul 2013 07:44

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 27 Jul 2013 22:45

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 27 Jul 2013 22:36

some time ago, unknown to my OH I changed the OG message.............

to:
Sorry we cant get to the phone right now, but we are a bit busy in the bedroom,if you would care to leave a name or number after the beep, we will get back to you, OR, you could call again , in about an hour....................

when she found out she went nearly ballistic and changed it back!!

Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend

Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend Report 27 Jul 2013 22:05

:-D :-D :-D

ShelleyRose

ShelleyRose Report 27 Jul 2013 22:01

lol :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Leslie

Leslie Report 27 Jul 2013 19:01

MR MAGOOOOOOOOO!!!! Absolutely wonderful.....Never cease to chuckle at your merry quips,,even the ones I've heard before....It's the way you tell'em....LES.. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Sally

Sally Report 27 Jul 2013 14:07

love them I need a giggle at the miment


:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

sally w <3

Susan

Susan Report 27 Jul 2013 13:39



Very very funny :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D.

OH is rolling around the floor :-D :-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 27 Jul 2013 13:18

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D - keep them coming

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 27 Jul 2013 12:22

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the Beep.

If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."


~~~~~

My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.

~~~~~

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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A woman asks a man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these kids yours?"
The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".