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The Letter

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JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 26 Jul 2013 16:36


A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Mum'.............. With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

'Dear, Mum'.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight
motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum... She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the bush, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the nearby commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, ..........Christopher.



P.S.


Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home.
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 26 Jul 2013 16:49

:-D :-D :-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 26 Jul 2013 16:56

Very good :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 26 Jul 2013 17:27

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Gee

Gee Report 26 Jul 2013 17:33

Wish I'd thought of that when handing over my school reports!

:-)

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 26 Jul 2013 17:46

Great :-D :-D :-D

♥†۩ Carol   Paine ۩†♥

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ Report 26 Jul 2013 18:52

:-D :-D

Nolls from Harrogate

Nolls from Harrogate Report 26 Jul 2013 22:13

:-D :-D :-D

kandj

kandj Report 26 Jul 2013 23:02

Like it!

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 26 Jul 2013 23:04

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Tecwyn

Tecwyn Report 26 Jul 2013 23:45

Hysterical :-D :-D :-D

Tec :-)

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 27 Jul 2013 00:13

:-D :-D

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 27 Jul 2013 02:39

its they type of letter my son would of wrote
so it made me titter :-D :-D

Jeniwren

Jeniwren Report 27 Jul 2013 05:26

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

ShelleyRose

ShelleyRose Report 27 Jul 2013 22:11

Brilliant. :-D :-D :-D :-D