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Paddy & Mick................

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 22 Jul 2013 19:45

.............................................stagger out of the zoo
with blood pouring from them.

"B*ll*ks to that" said Paddy

"That's the last time I go lion dancing"

lilybids

lilybids Report 22 Jul 2013 19:48

Oh so funny :-D :-D :-D

Renes

Renes Report 22 Jul 2013 19:53

:-D :-D :-D

Love it ......



x

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 22 Jul 2013 20:09

Brilliant,, :-D :-D :-D :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 22 Jul 2013 20:58

Paddy & Mick saw an advert for tree fellers. Paddy said to Mick: "'Tis a pity Sean isn't here with us". "Aye - tis indeed".

Next day, Paddy, Mick & Sean returned & applied for the job. "Do you three have any tree felling experience?"

"Begorrah! We do - three years in the Sahara".

"But there are no trees in the Sahara" exclaimed the Foreman.

"There aren't any now - bedad! We completed the job".

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 22 Jul 2013 21:23

:-D :-D :-D

Sally

Sally Report 22 Jul 2013 21:50

:-D :-D

sally w <3

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 22 Jul 2013 22:37

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 22 Jul 2013 23:59

On the first day in the job, Paddy n Mick were hard at it when the guvnor arrives.........
how we doin ? he says, oh not too bad seeing as how Sean is off sick.

says Mick,
says the guvnor............bloody hell this job'll take ages I quoted for Tree fellers not two.................

;-)

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 23 Jul 2013 07:37

:-D :-D :-D

Gee

Gee Report 23 Jul 2013 08:13

Enjoyed the chuckle :-D :-D

Leslie

Leslie Report 23 Jul 2013 09:18

WOW!!!! It's good to have a laugh early in the morning....Well done to you all for the jokes...Look for these and Mersey's bit every day now.....THANKS.... LES.

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 23 Jul 2013 10:21

:-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 23 Jul 2013 11:39

ITS A BOY! ITS A BOY!!


thats the last time I go to a Thai brothel

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 23 Jul 2013 18:34

Reminds me of Lola by the Kinks Bobtanian.......... :-S

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 23 Jul 2013 18:37

Walk on the wild side!