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Ours is prettier.

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LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 18 Jul 2013 20:14

Boom Boom !! :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 18 Jul 2013 20:01

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "who the hell was that?"
"Oh" replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce".

"I can understand that," replies her husband "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more SHOPPING TRIPS TO PARIS, no more WINTERING IN BARBADOS, no more SUMMERS IN TUSCANY, no more INFINITY OR LEXUS in the garage and no more YACHT CLUB. But, the decision is yours"..

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" Asks the wife.

"That's his mistress" says her husband.

"Ours is prettier" says the wife.