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Fancy dress costume.

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Mersey

Mersey Report 18 Jul 2013 19:24

I get it anyway Mr.M :-D :-D :-D :-D

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 18 Jul 2013 19:22

I went upstairs to find my wife in front of the bedroom mirror staring at her reflection in floods of tears.

She turned to me and through the tears stammered: "I'm fat. I'm ugly. I have wrinkles. I look old. My hair no longer has its sheen. Please say something nice to me."

I looked into her eyes and in that age old loving way said: "Well your eyesight is still absolutely perfect."

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 18 Jul 2013 19:18



My wife came back from buying her fancy dress costume earlier.


"Stay there baby," she said, "While I nip upstairs to put it on to show you."


She came back down and opened the living room door and stood before me.


"Wow honey, that's a winning costume you have there, that's the most convincing killer whale outfit I've ever seen."


She said, "I'm a nun stupid."

Had to edit that one...... ;-)