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Just a few thoughts.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 17 Jul 2013 19:09

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.

Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!

Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.


There are more but I daren't post them on here.......... ;-)

Edit.......Can PM the list if you want.............. :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 17 Jul 2013 19:23

:-D :-D :-D Yes Mr.M you have to be careful :-D ;-)

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 17 Jul 2013 19:53

PM sent........... :-0

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 17 Jul 2013 20:06

Mr Magoo - may I make use of your PMing services please?

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 17 Jul 2013 20:31

PM sent..............and at no extra cost...... :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 17 Jul 2013 20:33

Thanks Mr Magoo very very funny...really made me chuckle :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 17 Jul 2013 20:35

You can see why the full list is not on here......... :-S

Mersey

Mersey Report 17 Jul 2013 20:45

Better to be safe than sorry :-D especially lately :-)

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 17 Jul 2013 23:33

For the night shift............ :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 18 Jul 2013 04:00

Yes please Mr M :-D

Your jokes always make me LOL :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 18 Jul 2013 06:20

:-D :-D :-D MR_MAGOO - love to see the rest ;-)

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 18 Jul 2013 06:34

I would like to see the whole iist please :-D

littlelegs

littlelegs Report 18 Jul 2013 09:03

can i have pm pleaseeeeeeee

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 18 Jul 2013 12:54

Mr Magoo must have lost his glasses :-)

Pretty Please?! <3

With a cherry on top <3

:-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 18 Jul 2013 18:46

Sorry I missed you at 4am LadyScozz was asleep at the time as you are probably now....... :-P

Sorry you can't have another cherry........;)

Been at work all day too.

I put my glasses on and saw you Avatar and promptly took them off again.... :-S

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 18 Jul 2013 19:12

thank you Mr Magoo - I do so love a bit of culcha :-D