General Chat

The interview for an Admin assistant for GR,

Hello Miss Simpkins thank you for attending today. I am sure you have been advised of the job spec however there are a few duties you will have to undertake which are not listed.

We try to update our database with new information and records as often as possible and I understand you have a history degree as well. Very good, but your first task on a Monday morning will be view all our requests to review this service to ensure that all our paying members can enjoy our boards and stop any foul language or bullying on our chat boards. But if our members commonly known as Feral blue Donkey and Volcanic Vera have a fall out or if Maudlin Martha becomes involve then this will take you the best part of 2 days to read through. Yes I know you are not a primary school teacher and yes these are all adults sighs but what you don’t understand is when Danger duck from Dartford sends you an email enclosed with “ his full weekly report” giving very details of the threads throughout the weekend you must read and reply. Yes I understand you would rather be putting your excellent skills to better use but sadly this is what is so important to most of these people, No I don’t think they do really understand we have nothing better to do ……….what do’yer you’ll call us….Miss Simpkins please come back ……..

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Spot on Hayley <3

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:-D :-D I posted at 20:16 >>>>> where'd it go? :-S

Miss Simpkins is a spy for another company and grabbed your post in cyber space!! *nods head wisely* :-D

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spot on hayley

but you missed out
this company provides free mental health cover for our staff
and to siffel rumours
the last admin assistant has now recovered

well almost xx ;-) ;-)

Miss Simpkins was practising woh Mau pet ;-)

ah would that be Miss Simpkins aka Rosa Klebb?......nasty piece of work :-|.......only one thing to say *squints eyes*........beware of her shoes :-0

Did somebody mention shoes?

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yes and very pointed ones they were too ;-)

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