Working at the Zoo

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Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Frederick	Report	7 Jul 2013 12:59
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimps house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do?. Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything... He hurls them into the lion enclosure. He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because lions eat anything. Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo...He wanders up to another lion and says, "What's the food like here"? The lion says, " Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees". F.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 31,288 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	7 Jul 2013 13:28
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	Researching: "If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	7 Jul 2013 13:41
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	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: August 2012 Posts: 7,081 Send Message	OneFootInTheGrave	Report	7 Jul 2013 13:43
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	Researching: I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 31,288 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	7 Jul 2013 13:56
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	Researching: "If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 732 Send Message	ShelleyRose	Report	7 Jul 2013 19:55
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Member Since: August 2009 Posts: 45,938 Send Message	BarbinSGlos	Report	7 Jul 2013 19:57
	Loved it :-D :-D :-D :-D
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Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,705 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	7 Jul 2013 20:12
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	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad)
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,736 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	7 Jul 2013 20:13
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Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	7 Jul 2013 20:19
	well nobody can RR that for sure can they????? :-D :-D
	Researching: The birth of Middlesbrough
Member Since: November 2011 Posts: 3,256 Send Message	Graham	Report	7 Jul 2013 20:57
	you forgot to mention that they were battered ;-)

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