General Chat

It's three o'clock in the morning and there is a howling gale blowing outside. A couple are woken by someone knocking on their door.

The husband goes to answer it and standing on the doorstep is a man who is soaking wet as the rain is still lashing down.

The man points into the distance and says "can you give me a push?"

The husband looks at the weather and flatly refuses to help the man. He shuts the door and goes back upstairs to his wife.

"Who was at the door" she asked, the husband explained adding that he also thought that the man was a little drunk.

"We'll" said the wife "you have a short memory, what would have happened to us last week when we broke down if nobody had come to our assistance?"

Now feeling guilty the husband gets up and gets dressed putting on all his wet weather gear, wellingtons sou'wester etc.

On opening the door the man is nowhere to be seen and so he calls out "hello are you still there" a little voice in the distance says "yes" "Do you still want that push?"
" yes please" replies the voice from the distance. "I can't see you" calls the husband "where are you?"

"I'm over here ........on the swing"

:-D :-D :-D

Phone rings, woman answers.

The pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"

Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching the football -- who shall I say is calling?"

:-D :-D :-D

What did you write Bob that caused someone to R R you