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A couple had been married for 50 years.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 23 Jun 2013 11:43

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'

I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'

Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My n*pples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'


I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.



Porkie_Pie

Porkie_Pie Report 23 Jun 2013 11:46

:-D :-D :-D

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OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 23 Jun 2013 11:49

ROFPML :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D