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Romantic Text.... She sends the following message:

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 23 Jun 2013 11:28

My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you're smiling, send me your smile.

If you're crying, send me your tears.

I love you..............

He Replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I send?

Mersey

Mersey Report 23 Jun 2013 11:31

:-D :-D :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 23 Jun 2013 11:31



Don`t answer that :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 23 Jun 2013 11:32

Ohhh s**t! :-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 23 Jun 2013 11:33

:-D :-D :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 23 Jun 2013 11:47

Mr M ~ do you know my OH?

:-D

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 23 Jun 2013 11:48

These jokes are very funny, Mr M. But they do read like the last jokes of a Japanese kamikazi pilot :-( :-( :-(

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 23 Jun 2013 16:52

Irish Mirror
( I hope this brightens up your day )

After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old
Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin.

In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever
having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.

'How 'bout that! he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of me Fadder.'

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way
home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the
shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishing, he would go there and
look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of his many trips to the shed. So, one day
after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly b..tch he's
running around with.'

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 23 Jun 2013 16:56

:-D :-D :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 23 Jun 2013 17:03

:-D :-D :-D :-D