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MAKING IT STIFF!

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 22 Jun 2013 13:38

To make it Stand, You Wet it!

To make it Wet, You Suck it!

To make it Stiff, You Lick it!

To Get It In, You Push it!

Damn!!!!










Threading a Needle when you're AN OLD FART is a Bitch

YG

YG Report 22 Jun 2013 13:43

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Have you been watching me, Mr_M :-D :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 22 Jun 2013 13:44

LOL@ Mr M :-D :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 22 Jun 2013 13:48

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D PMSL.

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 22 Jun 2013 13:50

I have the same problem :-|

Mersey

Mersey Report 22 Jun 2013 13:52

Pmsl :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

Wend

Wend Report 22 Jun 2013 13:58

I've got a special little gadget for that problem. Works a treat :-D

Researching:

Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 22 Jun 2013 13:59

Big eyed needle is needed,,,, :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 22 Jun 2013 14:11

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

ShelleyRose

ShelleyRose Report 22 Jun 2013 16:17

Lol, Thank goodness this is about threading a needle (I have the same problems-eyesight not as good as it use to be)!) My mind was boggling when I first read it Mr M. ;-)

Sharron

Sharron Report 22 Jun 2013 16:20

It makes your eyes roll a bit too doesn't it?

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 22 Jun 2013 16:25

:-D :-D :-D

How long will this last though? Wish you had put full stops for your OP ;-)

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

lilybids

lilybids Report 22 Jun 2013 16:29

Why @ JLH

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 22 Jun 2013 16:34

Lilybids. It always seems to be OP that gets rr'd. If the phantom raspberry blower goes for OP and it is just dots, we can still read joke in second post.

And if they rr both OP and second post and GR do not agree with them, that will be two black marks against them. Hope that makes sense - perhaps you could read it back to me :-S

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

lilybids

lilybids Report 22 Jun 2013 16:52

:-S :-S .com

edit you talk in riddles some times John

Jeniwren

Jeniwren Report 22 Jun 2013 20:59

Mr. M, I just choked on my coffee, thanks for making me laugh.
Will have to mop up my keyboard now.
Keep your jokes coming, they are great.
Jean xx :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D <3

Researching:
Owen/Owens Wilcox, Needham. Derbyshire, Lancs, Cheshre

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 22 Jun 2013 21:40

piece of 5 amp fusewire works well.........(or strip a piece from an old electrical lead)

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

GinN

GinN Report 22 Jun 2013 21:51

Eeeh! I'm glad I read your OP to the end, otherwise I thought it was a bit from that naughty Shades of Grey thingy!

Researching:
Anything and everything that takes my fancy.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 22 Jun 2013 21:56

So you've read it then Geordie ?............ ;-) ;-)

GinN

GinN Report 22 Jun 2013 22:01

No way! My reading matter is much more intelectshull, I'll have yer no!! :-0

Researching:
Anything and everything that takes my fancy.