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Two Lobsters (possibly related to Royalty)

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Allan

Allan Report 16 Jun 2013 10:23

A couple were in a very posh restaurant deciding what to eat. Looking over at the lobster tank they decide to have the lobster mornay.

The male lobster, realising what is about to happen, turns to his female companion and says, "Let's make quick, mad, passionate love"

His female companion asks why

"because we may not have long in this tank, before we go to the great Claws in the sky"

Still reluctant, his partner hesitates.

He persists, she still hesitates

Finally she says:

"I would, but how do I know that you would still respect me in the mornay?"

Wend

Wend Report 16 Jun 2013 10:25

:-D :-D

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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 16 Jun 2013 10:30

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 16 Jun 2013 10:31

:-0 :-0 :-D :-D

Researching:
Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allan

Allan Report 16 Jun 2013 10:33

Hopefully a nice start to a great Sunday :-)

Mersey

Mersey Report 16 Jun 2013 10:37

:-D :-D ;-)

Researching:
#Be Kind

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 16 Jun 2013 10:37

I hope so! ;-)

Researching:
Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 16 Jun 2013 12:27

:-D :-D :-D....that's a bit cheesey Allan if i might say so lol

Researching:
In my own little world where everybody knows me... ..... best thing about happy memories is making them....

Allan

Allan Report 16 Jun 2013 12:31

Of course Mau.... :-D :-D

Island

Island Report 16 Jun 2013 12:34

*groans* :-D :-D :-D

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I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 16 Jun 2013 13:07

saucy :-D

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In my own little world where everybody knows me... ..... best thing about happy memories is making them....