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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 7 Jun 2013 13:39

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

terryj

terryj Report 7 Jun 2013 13:36

had this in today


Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products
and the only solution was to run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware programme, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs
and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time,
only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused
severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon
had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. Whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all my available
resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and cleanhouse2012.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable
and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's
memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had
forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail
filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-whinge. These have
no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems
are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new
attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab93 Convertible hard drive, it often
crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which
can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but I've been told there could
be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects
Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all your Money before uninstalling itself.

Any advice would be helpful, many thanks.