General Chat

Getting There

Our representative will make you wait at the airport.
The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore.
Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water.
You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because
you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in
the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with
all new guests.

The Hotel

This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of
course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled
Nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children.
Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves
to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies
in the bar. We organise social games, so no guest is ever left alone
to play with them self.

The Restaurant

Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting.
At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room

Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every
room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding
obscenity. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between
the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed

Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any
other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her.
She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If
asked she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above All

When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You
will struggle to forget it.

Emma :-)

Ooh! I can't wait to book!

PMSL is it for real? :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

I don't know but it sounds like a fun hotel :-D
Got as an email.

Emma :-)

I cannot see any language problem because most UK holidaymakers are multilingual. And some are excellent at grunting & sign language.

lolol

views of outstanding obscenity ....pmsl

:-D

Reminds me of Gerard Hoffnung. "There is a French widow in every bedroom affording delightful prospects.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq-q6TcbHLE