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Merry Monday - apologies to Mersey

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 3 Jun 2013 09:19

> The Pharmacist
>
> Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
>
> Tearfully, she explained, 'It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly
> this morning on the phone.
> I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone.'
>
> Immediately, the husband drove down town to confront the pharmacist and
> demand an apology.
>
> Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him,
> 'Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it.
> This morning, the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I
> went without breakfast and hurried out to the car,
> just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys
> in side and had to break a window to get my keys.
> Then, driving a little too fast, I got done for speeding. Later, when I
> was nearly at the pharmacy, I discovered that I had a flat tyre.
> When I finally got to the store, a crowd of people were waiting ting
> for me to open up. I got the shop opened and started serving these
> people.'
>
> 'All the time, the bloody phone was ringing off the hook.' He
> continued, 'Then, I had to break open a roll of 10p pieces against the
> cash register drawer
> to give some change, and they spilt all over the floor. I had to get
> down on my hands and knees to pick up them up.
>
> All this time, the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my
> head on the open cash register drawer, which made me stagger back
> against a showcase
> with a load of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke.'
>
> 'Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally
> had time to answer it.
>
> It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.
>
> And believe me, mate, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.'

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 3 Jun 2013 09:51

That is hilarious :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Jun 2013 10:15

No apologies needed Ann :-D :-D
<3

Researching:
#Be Kind

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 3 Jun 2013 13:04

Afternoon all, lovely day today. :-D

Researching:
Keep the Faith

Merlin

Merlin Report 3 Jun 2013 13:08

Very Funny Ann, :-D I hope it did,nt come from Experience. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-)

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

Wend

Wend Report 3 Jun 2013 14:54

Very funny, Ann :-D :-D

Researching:

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 3 Jun 2013 16:33

:-D :-D :-D :-D Great