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the drinker is right

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 3 May 2013 22:33

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 3 May 2013 21:46

Doctor: Do you drink every day?

Man: Yes.

Doctor: How much a day?

Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.

Doctor: How much does a 6-pack cost?

Man: Roughly £10.00 at the offy.

Doctor: And how long have you been drinking like that?

Man: 15 years.

Doctor: So with a six-pack costing £10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly £900 each month. In one year, you would then be spending £10,800, correct?

Man: Correct.

Doctor: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly £162,000; correct?

Man: Correct.

Doctor: Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Doctor: No.

Man: So where's your f***in' Ferrari?