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A new fred

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 16 Dec 2012 18:20


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A COWBOY NAMED FRED

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to
move the cowboy, but with no success.

Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly, then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

"Fred," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the Ranger.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied,"...The Balcony..."


:-D :-D :-D

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Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Wend

Wend Report 16 Dec 2012 18:22

Ha ha - good one Ann :-D :-D :-D

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Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 16 Dec 2012 18:25

:-D :-D :-D

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Tecwyn

Tecwyn Report 16 Dec 2012 18:25

That did make me laugh - good one :-D

Tec.

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 16 Dec 2012 19:16

Brilliant!...and not a Christian in sight!!




*Puts on coat*

:-D :-D :-D

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 16 Dec 2012 19:17

Mildred :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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