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“Fifty Shades of Grey Hair”

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Cooper

Cooper Report 15 Oct 2012 19:43

:0)

Thats made me laugh and cheered my day up

Teresa

Researching:
Helm Tappenden, Kitchen/Kitchin,(London) Cantwell (southern Ireland)

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 15 Oct 2012 19:31

SPATTERED COFFEE EVERYWHERE
BRILLIANT :-D

Researching:
FINCH+LOCK+WEAVER+HALES+BROOKINGS+MANSFIELD+HOOK+TITCHENER and STEVEN & ISRAEL WEAVER c1735

Joeva

Joeva Report 15 Oct 2012 19:22

:-D :-D :-D Excellent !! :-D :-D :-D

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 15 Oct 2012 19:21

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

after I *choked*

Researching:
Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jane

Jane Report 15 Oct 2012 19:19

What can I say!.Brilliant!!!!

:-D :-D ;-)

Linda

Linda Report 15 Oct 2012 18:56

Absolutely brilliant, I've not laughed so much for years. Well done. Linda

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 15 Oct 2012 18:53

Got a norty word in it...........wonder how long it will last ?.... :-S ;-)

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 15 Oct 2012 18:50

Hilarious!! :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

George

George Report 15 Oct 2012 18:49

PMSL. loved it :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

George :-) :-) :-) :-)

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 15 Oct 2012 18:48

:-0 :-0 :-0 :-D :-D :-D

Researching:

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 15 Oct 2012 18:41

The missus bought a Paperback
Down Mumbles, Saturday,
I had a look inside her bag;
T’was “Fifty shades of Grey”.

Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago
I might have had a peek.
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled up upon her feet;
A couple of minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and…
Said….that I must dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Doris,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d muttered.

She stood there nude, naked like;
Bent forward just a bit ….
I thought what the hell, stepped forward,
And stood on her left tit!

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one”!!

Well readers, I can’t tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair....
Turned "Fifty Shades of Grey."

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