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In which banana republic is your account?

:-)

If you just put your full account details we can all debit the cash from your account





Oh dear, should have said credit your account lol

for a fee - all donations grapefully received.

so we pay in currants

is he any good at raisin the dead?

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yes but I put my shoes on the wrong way round and everything went back to normal.

fair enough - this may take a little time so I ask you to be patient - as I have this condition which means I cannot walk forward, only backwards, everything is so time consuming - sometimes I have no idea whether I am coming or going - expect you had that feeling some time in your life?

depends on which currency you are paying. In mongolian drachels it's 10, in Euros its 3.

Lets just say a straight hundred quid a go saying as I know you.

so to break it down even further - how much is one currant?

what are you on?

I want some :-D

I thought i would pay you in the drachma as i still have some going spare

Roy :-D

Yes to the euro millions numbers, no problem. If you send £500,000 cash he will tell you the numbers. Hang on, theres a flaw in that one somewhere.........i'll get back to you.

Enough cash to buy the entire currant ouput of Portugal will do thanks ann

Would it be possible to get the Euromillions numbers for Friday?

i would be willing to share ;-)

Roy :-D

well roughly how many currants a day does he eat to give me some sort of ball-park figure?

No, if you just send me cash i will make sure it goes straight into felix's currant account.

wow - is there a website for donating on line or does it come directly to you oh knowledgeable one?

Hot on the heels of paul the octopus and the pig with no name from the ukraine, here, in the UK, we have our very own predictive future seeing animal, far-sighted felix, the Pomeranian gerbil. Apparently he is related to the famous Gef from the Ilse of Man who wowed the masses back in the 1930's.

Anyway, whilst we sat watching an old episode of Wagon Train last night, he suddenly stiffened, went all glassy eyed and said 'poland 1 Greece 1' then sort of shook himself and went back to munching his Pringles. Then in an advert break he did the same and this time it was Russia 4 Czek republic 1.

Amazingly, just the previous day he correctly predicted that England would beat the West Indies in the test match. He was right!

So I think a bit of jingoistic pride in felix is in order. He must be better than some smelly old pig from Kiev who cant even speak english. And that octopus was hardly a candidate for mastermind. Felix can do the Take a Break prize crossword in Under 5 minutes!

So, if anyone wants a sure prediction, just send Felix a small donation and he will tell you any result you want. Obviously, the greater the donation, the more accurate it will be. The first two are complimentary. Cash, though, not Pringles.