General Chat

Top tip - using the Genes Reunited community

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

  • The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
  • You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
  • And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
  • The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Quick Search

Single word search

Icons

  • New posts
  • No new posts
  • Thread closed
  • Stickied, new posts
  • Stickied, no new posts

Petroleum Jelly

Page 0 + 1 of 2

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. »
ProfilePosted byOptionsPost Date

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 24 May 2012 22:13

good for squeaks and drawers

that drawers as in furniture not drawers as in knickers!!

for use with latex I recommend KY Jelly - not to be eaten by the way, not made by Rowntrees

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 24 May 2012 21:58

ya Bobtalian

got 7 Olevels dont know how,must have been the mushrooms lol. :-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 24 May 2012 12:07

If you smear it all over the keyboard of somebody you think might just RR your thread then their finger will slide off.

littlelegs

littlelegs Report 24 May 2012 09:30

had to laugh

at the picture
good one dame shelly :-D

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 24 May 2012 01:54

ok i no i shouldent have but couldent resist

Allan

Allan Report 24 May 2012 01:12

So I can't wear my rubber boots when using petroleum jelly?

Blast, I may also have to wear different underwear

TheBlackKnight

TheBlackKnight Report 24 May 2012 00:14

Shouldnt be used with latex-it could cause an "issue" :-0

Allan

Allan Report 24 May 2012 00:04

A bit like my Oh's then..... classic cars I mean

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 24 May 2012 00:04

Suzanne......you got "Oh!" levels...........

did you also get any "Wa- hay!" levels

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 24 May 2012 00:01

Google if your don't believe me

Classic cars need regular lubrication on their nipples to stop them from seizing up x

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 24 May 2012 00:00

Did you also not know that"Nobel"

were the pioneers for developing dynamite?

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 24 May 2012 00:00

:-D

Allan

Allan Report 23 May 2012 23:58

Actuall it's a little known fact that the first Nobel Prize was awarded to Alexander Graham Bell whose first phone did not have a bell

Hence The No Bell Piece prize

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 23 May 2012 23:55

oh my o levels came to good use at last after 30yrs. ha ha.x :-D

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 23 May 2012 23:55

Indeed...I can sense a joint Nobel Peace prize

Allan

Allan Report 23 May 2012 23:51

Suzanne only discovered it owing to my interest in small furry animals which can be BBQ'd

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 23 May 2012 23:48

Suzanne-the Brian Cox of the Chat board :-)

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 23 May 2012 23:46

and i decovered it,
GR you should be proud of me. :-D

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 23 May 2012 23:42

preventing chaffing...
that's chaffing on the body not to be confused with a chaffinch which is a bird

however, if you smeared it on your bird feeders they'd slip off...apparently that works to deter squirrels who are distantly related to guinea pigs

There's obviously a link between Petroleum Jelly & Guinea Pigs-this is a discovery, GR should be proud :-0

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 23 May 2012 23:40

petroleum jelly can be used to lubricate many things. ;-)