General Chat

i will be hard at it painting the landing stairs and hall
half way there already

and spending time with baby satan
while his mums at a wedding

Who's Cain Dingle?

Is he the mop top on Emmerdale?

Not the one who is always crying, is he?

I am going to win the Euro jackpot tonight and carry on working! :-D

Teresa

lol id be shocked to ph and george wooooooooo <3 <3 <3

Ladylol,

I am shocked....you dirty girl...LOLOL :-D :-D :-D


George

That's a bit kinky isn't it?..........Caning a dingle!!

im going to lose my virginity to cain dingle xx :-P

Oh well it's alright for you lot to be able to go swanning around to social gatherings this weekend, where as i will be stuck at home!!

It's the end of the Take That tour and the boys rang to ask if they could spend a quiet weekend at mine.
My house is set in 10 acres of land, in a quiet secluded place and they know they will not be disturbed here by the screaming riff raff.
I wouldn't mind but it was such short notice.
The maid is exausted with having to quickly prepare the west wing and my man Bexley is beside himself.
The cook went into hysterics and i had to slap her twice to bring her back to her senses. I don't mind slapping but she's 83 and i did feel a bit mean.

Oh well, i am sure we will muddle through! :-S

Ah another weekend, another hectic social whirl.

I am going to pop over to France to sun myself with a certain Mr D. I cannot give much more than that away, because he is already spoken for. Let me just say, he is extremely dishy, tall, dark, handsome, and has a bit of a Pirate about him. Oooh those dark brown eyes. Limpid pools.
'scuse me while I wipe away the dribble'.

Gotta keep those scandal mags going somehow aint we? ;-)

Sorry for taking so long to answer but Colin was on the
phone.

About the nosey, sorry nose we all have a cross to bear. lolx :-D

Emma x

Trouble is though Emma, I can't put my visor down because my nose sticks out too far :-D :-D

Give my regards to Col. ;-)

Oooooh that sounds great Island, me I'm off
to the Scottish Open to give Colin Montgomerie
tips on how to win. lolx

Emma x

Oh how quickly the weekend comes round :-D

Bernie Ecclestone offered me tickets for Silverstone - paddock, pits, hospitality, the works. I said "Bernie luv do keep up, I'm driving for Lewis to show the lad how to win without being aggressive" :-D

Emma. Island was telling you "Porkies" she,s only got a "Pogo Stick" that hops up and down,and you don,t need to make any mistakes with that, could be fatal. :-S ;-) Off to check the garden soon, looks like the old hose will have to be used again.**M**. :-D

Well I'm not going now as found new rellies on ancestry
and am having a go at facebook again.
Merlin dahling thank you for reminding me aboot me broom
and thanks for offer Island but as Merlin says I have me own transport.lolx

Emma x :-D

Very good at the moment,Seems like your grass skirt is getting a bit worn watch out for the Haymakers they,ll have it away in a Stook :-D.Emma does,nt need a Jet, Her Broom does quite well since she added a Turbo Charger ;-) its a real goer now.Have a nice weekend and no fighting.**M** :-D

Emma, you're better off with my private jet than one of Donalds trumps :-D

:-D @ Merlin, How's life in the potting shed? :-D :-0 :-D

That Spa Motown is going to! its Turkish Bath and massage parlour where she goes to for a good massage with the Sporting Life.**M**. :-D ;-) :-S.PMSL. :-P

Well I'm better than hoy poloy, i'm celeb status.
I'll have to decide between your jet and Trumps.
I'll get back to you on that :-D

Emma x

:-D :-D :-D

There's another bash this afternoon for all the paps and hoy poloy

I'll give you a lend of my private jet if you want to go - not that I'm suggesting you're hoy poloy. :-0